Planet of the Grapes

Behold the Planet of the Grapes!

So juicy and so round!

It orbited its mighty sun

And made a squishy sound.

Alas, its orbit grew too close

Around that distant star.

The only grape who knew the truth

Cried warnings near and far.

"Our planet has no solid core!

The center's soft and seedless!"

From vine to vine, he warned each bunch,

But all the grapes were heedless.

And so he built a rocket-fridge

And set the engines blazin',

And blasted off his baby as

The world became a raisin.

And, well, I guess you know the rest—

The fridge touched down on Earth.

It bore a bulbous baby of

Immeasurable worth.

As strong as twenty cantaloupes!

So dashing in his cape!

Protecting produce everywhere!

The mighty SuperGrape!