Twinkle Variations

Twinkle 1

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

Giant ball of gas you are.

With such steamy stellar action,

Thermonuclear reaction!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

I’ll enjoy you from afar!

Twinkle 2

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are.

Slightly smeary in the sky,

Like a crumb of apple pie.

Wow, I feel like such a dope--

Should have wiped my telescope!

Twinkle 3

Twinkle, twinkle little star,

Hard to play on my guitar!

“Up above the world so high,”

Strum and pick and pluck and sigh.

Every time it comes out wrong--

Guess I’ll try the alphabet song!