And the Award Goes To . . .

I’d like to thank you all for this remarkable award!

I’d like to thank the voters, and I’d like to thank the board.

I’d like to thank my co-stars, my incredible director,

I’d like to thank the squeezer of my morning mango nectar.

I’d like to thank the lighting crew, the make-up guy as well.

I’d like to thank the towel-folders back at the hotel.

I’d like to thank my agent for fulfilling all my wishes.

I’d like to thank my breakfast muffin--gosh, you were delicious!

I’d like to thank my golf clubs, and I’d like to thank my caddy.

I’d like to thank my Labradoodle--Chucky, bark for daddy!

I’d like to thank the artists who created the effects--

I’d like to thank their Robo-Laser-Clone-o-saurus-Rex!

I’d like to thank each minute of each day of every week!

I’d like to thank the orchestra that’s playing as I speak.

I’d like to thank my toilet brush--hold on, I’m almost done--

Yes, I’d like to thank you all--and I would get to, if I’d WON!!!