Side Effects May Include...

Your nose may run, your eyes may itch,

You might begin to cough.

You may develop “bottom twitch,”

Your earlobes may fall off.

Your toes may smell like roasted beans,

Some people’s elbows sweat.

(It’s not clear what blue nose hair means--

No one has seen that . . . yet).

If you begin to sprout a flower,

Go and buy a vase.

You may start melting in the shower--

Keep away from face.

Your teeth may chatter in the rain,

Your spleen may start to shout.

If there is pressure in your brain

A penguin may pop out!

A few will suffer eyebrow loss

And goopy green emission.

Before you use “Bob’s Dental Floss,”

Consult with your physician.