Hole in My Wall

There’s a hole in my wall, and it looks pretty neat.

My dad said it looks like a truck.

My sister said, “Looks like your big ugly feet.”

The baby just stared and said “Duck!”

My cousin said, “Looks like the wing of a plane,”

My grandpa said, “Who’s that old crone?”

My friend said it looks like an overgrown brain,

My brother said “Leave me alone.”

My weird Uncle Joe said “It looks like Marie

Who busted me out of the slammer.”

My mom said, “You know what it looks like to me?

It looks like I’m taking your hammer.”