Miss Fortune

Come into my parlor and pull up a chair.

Sit down by the big crystal ball over there!

You seem a bit lost and quite troubled, my dear,

But I see your future--there’s nothing to fear!

The hands of the fates hover over our meeting,

So open your mind, and I’ll give you a reading.

**CRACK** **CRACK**

☺︎ Good news is arriving today in the mail. ☺︎

☺︎ He who prepares not is destined to fail. ☺︎

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**CRACK** **CRACK**

☺︎ A journey of love and adventure is waiting. ☺︎

☺︎ A wise man takes action without hesitating. ☺︎

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**CRACK** **CRACK**

☺︎ Step out of the shadows--your future is sunny! ☺︎

☺︎ A friend needs your comfort--hold onto your money. ☺︎

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**CRACK** **CRACK**

☺︎ The higher the mountain, the better the view. ☺︎

☺︎ A pleasant surprise is soon coming to you. ☺︎

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But wait, there is more from the realms of beyond.

Oh spirits!  Oh hear me!  I beg you, respond!

**CRACK** **CRACK**

Your numbers are one, three, and seventeen--WOW!

In Chinese, a “Gooseberry” is “mí hóu táo”!

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Oh, don’t you feel better?  Your fortune’s been told!

Now pay me and leave--my lo mein’s getting cold!