Daylight Savings Time

Tonight is daylight savings time,

I get an extra hour!

Just think what I could do with it!

Oh, tremble at my power!

Why, I could take my extra time

And make a time machine!

Then build the biggest army

That the world has ever seen!

An extra hour, just this once,

Could be the thing I need

To help me squash my enemies

Forever, yes indeed!

A bonus hour in my day,

My foes will swear and curse!

I’ll catch them off their guard, at last,

And rule the universe!

I’ll use this extra hour well,

My life will be complete!

Oh hey, looks like cartoons are on!

An extra hour—SWEET!