Hall of Wonders!

Oh come into the carnival!

There's wonders to behold!

Amazing sights both wild and rare,

And legends yet untold!

Come see the rarest steed of all—

The mystic unicorn!

And ours is even rarer still—

It doesn't have a horn!

Our cyclops is unique as well—

It seems to have two eyes!

Our jungle pygmy's special too—

He's average human size!

Prepare yourself to marvel at

The Lady Who Can Fly!

(We're sure she'll do it someday

If she ever wants to try).

So come and see the carnival,

There's things you won't believe!

So much to see! Admission's free!

You only pay to leave!