To Whom It May Concern

Dear Yummy Crunchy Cookie Co:

I’m writing to complain.

I used to love your cookies so!

They were so nice and plain!

But last time I was at the store,

I took some from the shelf,

Then yelled until my lungs were sore—

I was beside myself!

For there upon the package

Was a sticker, bright and gold.

It said you changed my snackage,

“Better Flavor! Extra Bold!”

Oh who asked you to change a thing?!

They’re fine the way they were!

Your cookies need an extra zing

Like fish need extra fur!

Oh change the cookies back, I say,

You cookie-switching bandit!

Bring back the snack of yesterday!

Your customers demand it!

And while you’re at it, please send back

The money that I spent

To buy the “new and better” pack.

Send every single cent!

I had to try them, quite annoyed,

To know that they were bad.

And out of twelve, I just enjoyed

The first ten that I had!