Zombie Joe's Employment

Are you a monster out of work?  No job for your enjoyment?

Well, come in for an interview at Zombie Joe’s Employment!

A full time staffing agency for monsters, beasts, and goons,

Plus creatures, freaks of nature, and grown men who watch cartoons.

We found a job for Bigfoot at a local winery.

He’s stomping down the grapes, and he’s as happy as can be!

We sent The Mummy to a high school where they need a nurse--

He’s always got a bandage and he’ll promise not to curse.

And Dracula does first-aid on a desert camping range.

You need a snakebite sucked out quick?  Well, that he can arrange!

The Wolfman is a guard-dog for the monthly full-moon dance,

The Yeti folds and presses all your mountain-climbing pants.

Old Frankenstein was tricky, ’cause his movements are so slow.

But he’s a great school crossing guard--he lurches to and fro.

The Loch Ness Monster came to us for help with something greater--

He’s bringing home the gold as an Olympic figure skater!

So come fill out some paperwork--it’s quicker than it seems.

At Zombie Joe’s Employment--Where We Help You Live Your Screams!™