Real Estate?

Home for sale!  New listing!  Come and see it for yourselves!

Twelve big bedrooms, each with gold-encrusted built-in shelves!

Dining room seats eighty, there’s a full-size roller rink,

Kitchen’s got five ovens and a new self-cleaning sink!

Seven living rooms for every different kind of living--

Reading, lounging, chatting, games, plus three just for Thanksgiving!

Bowling alley in the basement, pool with water slide,

Hidden passage, spiral staircase, spinning teacup ride.

Robot arms above the bed for day-or-night massage,

Fully furnished dog apartment over the garage.

Secret second-level basement with a big arcade--

Tickets, ball pits, robot band, and pizza--freshly made!

Sixty-thousand or best offer!  Seller highly rated!

(Details may be changed, and may have been exaggerated).