Pumpkin Season

It’s Pumpkin Season once again, 

My favorite time of year.

Pumpkin latte, pumpkin cheesecake, 

Pumpkin pint of beer!

Pumpkin muffins every morning,

Pumpkin pie at night,

Pumpkin romance cuddled up

By pumpkin candlelight.

Pumpkin tacos every Tuesday,

Pot of pumpkin soup,

Bit of pumpkin indigestion,

Bit of pumpkin poop.

Pumpkin daydreams, Pumpkin nightmares,

Pumpkin palpitations.

Orange-yellow-autumn-spiced

Halluci-pumpkin-ations!

Nothing stops the tolling of the

Pumpkin Season Bell.

Pumpkin goblins, pumpkin devils,

Pumpkin Depths of HELL!

Someone end it! Someone save us!

Someone pull us through!

Buy-One-Get-One Pumpkin Donut?

Don’t mind if I do!