I’m planning out the perfect pranks
To play for April Fools!
The only day I get away
With breaking all the rules!
I’ve gift-wrapped every piece of fruit.
I’ve shorted every sheet.
I’ve done some things I shouldn’t mention
To the toilet seat.
I’ve hidden grandpa’s dentures
In my brother’s underwear.
My frog’s in Dad’s new briefcase,
I put sour cream . . . somewhere.
I pulled out the elastic from
My grandma’s favorite girdle.
I hope Mom likes her Lemon-milk—
It’s just begun to curdle!
And, just because it’s April Fools,
I crammed the riding mower
With all my week-old bubble-gum—
A garden bubble blower!
I never get in trouble!
It’s my favorite day each year!
What? April Fools was yesterday?!
I’m getting out of here!