I don't want a lot for Christmas,
Just a couple things I'd like.
I don't need a cell phone charger,
Or a brand new motorbike.
Just some peace upon the earth,
And some goodwill, if you please.
And about a hundred pounds
Of fine, imported Gouda cheese.
Just the basics, don't you know,
Love and warmth for all to share,
Hope and light for all the world,
Seven wheels of Camembert,
Joy and goodness all around,
Maybe a nice Christmas party,
Plus a bathtub filled with Brie,
And a room of ripe Havarti.
Santa, when you're down the chimney,
Opening your peddler's pack,
Please be sure it's full of cheddar,
Provolone, and Spicy Jack.
Also, kindness and good cheer
To all who dwell within this house.
Don't forget a couple crackers.
Tim the Mouse