Grab some milk and get that bleach!
Cans of soup, ten dollars each.
Come on people, do your part,
Got to load the shopping cart!
Beans and rice, and rice and beans,
Hot dog buns and tangerines,
Shop until your legs are sore!
Empty out the grocery store!
Ice cream, white bread, diet cola,
Thirteen pounds of bulk granola,
Note cards, light bulbs, batteries,
One of every kind of cheese,
Tapioca, ginger root,
All remaining Kiwi fruit!
Faster, now, before they rot!
Food for Fido! Food for Spot!
Pre-made chicken, batter-fried!
Shove your rivals to the side!
No time to be nice today!
Winter storm is on its way!
Quickly, now, we’re in a pinch—
They say we’ll get a quarter inch!