Go to sleep, my little one,
Rest your little heads.
Spread your seven tentacles
Upon their tiny beds.
The suns are setting in the sky,
Your busy day is done.
Your planets all are conquered,
And your reign has just begun.
The screams of all your enemies
Are drifting through the deep.
Your warships cannot be outgunned,
So close your eye and sleep.
Tomorrow there will be new worlds
To plunder, blast, and crush.
Your human's nestled at your side,
Now snuggle him and hush.
And if your fears should wake you,
Or if you should toss and turn,
Just think of all the puny little
Planets that you'll burn!
So sleep well, little overlord,
The galaxy's your toy.
One day you'll grow as strong as me!
So dream of that, my boy!