Alligator Gladiator

Frogs and fishies everywhere,

From waters far and near.

Welcome to the Aquadome!

The Battle of the Year!

In this stream swims the challenger,

The aptly named Doc Croc.

He'll send you home in stitches

If you tumble off the dock.

And in this stream, the champion--

Give cheers for Captain Caiman!

He claws, he yanks, he's climbed the ranks

Of maulin' and of maimin'!

Get ready for the main event!

A brawl to rock the shores!

A mighty Reptile Rumble

With these Angry Archosaurs!

Oh wait--it seems our challenger

Has chomped the leading judge.

She scored him low the last time,

And it seems he held a grudge.

I guess we'll have to put it off

And have the battle later.

But check that smilin' crocodile--

He sure looks glad 'e ate 'er!