Monday, July 16, 2018

A Healthy Romance


If I were a potato 
Growing down beneath a tree,
I’d always keep my eyes peeled 
Just to find the one for me. 

And if I were a cornstalk 
Growing golden up above,
I’d give the world an earful 
Just to find the one I love. 

Oh if I were a broccoli in love, 
I’d just adore it!
I’d point my car toward romance 
And, my darling, I would floret!

If I were but a pepper, 
I’d hope love would ring my bell. 
And if I were a cabbage, 
I might lose my head as well!

Oh and if I were a carrot, 
Then true love is what I’d root for. 
And if I were bamboo, 
Why then you know it’s what I’d shoot for. 

But since I am a fungus, 
And it’s you that I adore,
I hope that you’ll accept these puns—
There’s not mushroom for more!

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