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There’s a damsel in distress!
She’s stranded on the bowl!
She cries out, “Someone help me,
For I haven’t got a roll!”
He’s at her side in seconds,
With a speed a bit alarmin’.
He’s bold, prepared, and fearless—
Feast your eyes upon Prince Charmin!
He plunders every cabinet
To bring a fresh supply!
He’s stocked the plain, the quilted,
And the precious triple-ply.
His skills are legendary
And his smile’s a bit disarmin’.
He’s kindly and embraceable,
But please don’t squeeze Prince Charmin!
And when his job is over
And his duty has been done,
He hears a cry for help, and now
Another quest’s begun!
Prince Charmin doesn’t grumble,
And Prince Charmin doesn’t groan—
He’s destined to be next in line,
But never on the throne.
