Sunday, November 7, 2010

A Beastly Breakfast

I dropped a pancake on the floor!
How horrible! How awful!
I fed it to my dinosaur
And made a Belgian waffle.

The waffle got a little torn—
That bothered me the most!
I fed it to my unicorn
And made some raisin toast.

The raisin roast was charred and black.
I choked and started gaggin’!
But since I couldn’t send it back,
I fed it to my dragon.

I think I’ll make a sticky-roll.
I’d best not overheat it!
Since I don’t have a mountain troll,
I’m gonna have to eat it!

1 comment:

  1. It's deja vu "all over again"... but where were MY dinosaur/unicorn/dragons today when I needed them??