A Beastly Breakfast

I dropped a pancake on the floor!

How horrible! How awful!

I fed it to my dinosaur

And made a Belgian waffle.

The waffle got a little torn—

That bothered me the most!

I fed it to my unicorn

And made some raisin toast.

The raisin roast was charred and black.

I choked and started gaggin’!

But since I couldn’t send it back,

I fed it to my dragon.

I think I’ll make a sticky-roll.

I’d best not overheat it!

Since I don’t have a mountain troll,

I’m gonna have to eat it!