Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,

Until they made him shave.

Turns out, with no facial hair,

He’s just some guy named Dave.

Stinky Winky was a skunk,

Until they made him shower.

With no foul and fetid funk,

He lost his special power.

Shockey Wockey was an eel,

His spark for life abounded.

’Til they made him power down—

And now he’s grim and grounded.

So go be fuzzy, go be stinky

Go be shocking, too!

Go be loud and kooky-crazy!

Go on and be YOU!