Sunday, November 10, 2013

And the Award Goes To . . .



I’d like to thank you all for this remarkable award!
I’d like to thank the voters, and I’d like to thank the board.
I’d like to thank my co-stars, my incredible director,
I’d like to thank the squeezer of my morning mango nectar.
I’d like to thank the lighting crew, the make-up guy as well.
I’d like to thank the towel-folders back at the hotel.
I’d like to thank my agent for fulfilling all my wishes.
I’d like to thank my breakfast muffin--gosh, you were delicious!
I’d like to thank my golf clubs, and I’d like to thank my caddy.
I’d like to thank my Labradoodle--Chucky, bark for daddy!
I’d like to thank the artists who created the effects--
I’d like to thank their Robo-Laser-Clone-o-saurus-Rex!
I’d like to thank each minute of each day of every week!
I’d like to thank the orchestra that’s playing as I speak.
I’d like to thank my toilet brush--hold on, I’m almost done--
Yes, I’d like to thank you all--and I would get to, if I’d WON!!!

1 comment:

  1. ...bending over in laughter!
    Andy, your "clever/funny/with a twist"
    just keeps on getting better!

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