Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Not Sold in Stores!


It slices, it dices, it chips, and it chops,
It perfectly grills any cheese!
It clears and it washes, it sweeps and it mops,
It folds all the laundry with ease!

It dusts and it polishes, takes out the trash,
And restocks the pantry tout de suite!
It fixes a salad for four in a flash,
Without even missing a beet.

It juices, it squeezes, it instantly freezes,
And cleans it all up in a snap!
It shaves and it waxes! It plucks and it tweezes!
It puts away all of your crap!

It’s handy!  It’s dandy!  It’s worth any price!
It’s certainly not sold in stores!
And what do we call this delightful device?
It’s YOU, dear, now go do your chores!

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