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Here for every party need,
No holiday exclusion,
He’ll entertain you, guaranteed!
The Master of Allusion!
There’s nothing he won’t reference
As he weaves his magic spell.
No work he won’t show deference
As he wows his clientele.
He’s sharper than a serpent’s tooth
And fast as Mr. Fusion!
More radical than John Wilkes Booth—
The Master of Allusion!
Behold how like a wizard
He entrances and delights!
He’s clever as a gizzard!
Curtain up and light the lights!
Like Han, he’s just a solo act—
He swears there’s NO COLLUSION!
An Indy-worthy artifact,
The Master of Allusion!
His mind is vast, his will is strong,
His gray stuff is delicious!
And when he’s done, he bids “So long,
And thanks for all the fishes!”
And then beams out, disapparates,
In clouds of thick confusion.
He’s also, as his webpage states,
A Master of Elusion!
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