Saturday, August 24, 2013

Thinker Toys



I asked my mom for Tinker-Toys,
I thought she understood.
But here’s a box of Thinker-Toys--
Oh, this does not look good!

Instead of spools and wheels and discs
And little wooden poles,
There’s just a stack of paper cards
With printed “Thinking Goals.”

Like “Think about the summer rain,”
And “Think about the breeze,”
And “If a honeycomb could talk,
What would it tell the bees?”

This one card says to “Think alone,”
And one says “Think together,”
And here’s a good one:  “Think about
The feelings of a feather.”

There’s “Think a little,” “Think a lot,”
And “Think of something more,”
And, naturally, there’s “Think of things
You’ve never thunk before.”

The “challenge” cards say “Think or Thwim™”
With riddles overboard!
But there’s no prize for winning,
‘Cause the thought’s its own reward.

And that is all--it’s just these cards!
The only other part
Is one small plastic “action” figure--
Some guy named Descartes.

I’m sure that Mom meant well with these,
Of that I have no doubt.
These Thinker-toys did make me think--
I think I’ll throw them out!

The Juggler



One potato!
Two potato!
Three potato!
Four!

Five potato!
Six potato!
Seven potato!
More!

Eight potato!
Nine potato!
Ten potato--
Sore!

Splash potato!
Mash potato!
Dinner’s on the
Floor.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

My Sticky Friend



I have a little sticky friend.
He’s really very sticky!
I picked him from the bog outside.
I’m really very picky!

He makes a funny clicking sound--
I love that he’s so clicky!
He flicks his legs in kicks and tricks!
So kicky flicky tricky!

He makes green ick that smells like cheese--
That’s really kinda icky.
Mom said that he should live outside.
Well, that was over quicky!

Twinkle Variations



Twinkle 1

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Giant ball of gas you are.
With such steamy stellar action,
Thermonuclear reaction!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
I’ll enjoy you from afar!

Twinkle 2

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Slightly smeary in the sky,
Like a crumb of apple pie.
Wow, I feel like such a dope--
Should have wiped my telescope!

Twinkle 3

Twinkle, twinkle little star,
Hard to play on my guitar!
“Up above the world so high,”
Strum and pick and pluck and sigh.
Every time it comes out wrong--
Guess I’ll try the alphabet song!

Blackberry Cobbler



Blackberry cobbler, hot from the oven!
Make a straight line, no pushin’, no shovin’.
Hands to yourself, and keep it quiet,
Then (munch) I will let you try it!

Let it sit and cool now, wait your turn.
Nobody wants a cobbler burn!
Flaky, golden--wait one minute!
Then (crunch) we can all begin it!

Go and get the ice cream, get the dishes.
Look where the filling squirts and squishes!
Bubbly, juicy, hot, and sweet!
Now (slurp) it is time to eat!

One berry each for you and you,
You’ve been really good today--take two!
And that’s all the cobbler that we’ve got--
I guess I didn’t make (burp) a lot!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Yoo-hoo!


Yoo-hoo!
Come to the zoo!
See all the chimps and the elephants too!

Hey there!
Come to the fair!
Bring the fried pies on the rides if you dare!

Hi ho!
Come to the show!
Gaze at the stage from the very front row!

Whoa now!
No way, no how!
Not going out 'til your pants are on. Wow.

Alligator Gladiator

Frogs and fishies everywhere,
From waters far and near.
Welcome to the Aquadome!
The Battle of the Year!

In this stream swims the challenger,
The aptly named Doc Croc.
He'll send you home in stitches
If you tumble off the dock.

And in this stream, the champion--
Give cheers for Captain Caiman!
He claws, he yanks, he's climbed the ranks
Of maulin' and of maimin'!

Get ready for the main event!
A brawl to rock the shores!
A mighty Reptile Rumble
With these Angry Archosaurs!

Oh wait--it seems our challenger
Has chomped the leading judge.
She scored him low the last time,
And it seems he held a grudge.

I guess we'll have to put it off
And have the battle later.
But check that smilin' crocodile--
He sure looks glad 'e ate 'er!