My Dog's Mind

Someone rang the doorbell! 

A squirrel is at the park! 

I think I smell some hair gel! 

I guess I’ll have to BARK!   

A dog is on the TV! 

The yard is way too dark! 

A kitty looked right at me! 

Looks like I’ve got to BARK!   

The sky’s a bit too starry! 

The light bulb made a spark! 

Well, better safe than sorry— 

Here comes another BARK!   

Some carolers are singing! 

The herald angels!  Hark! 

Well, here is what I’m bringing— 

Glad tidings with a BARK!   

My barks are loud and leaping, 

In fair times or in fowl. 

But now that you are sleeping, 

I think it’s time to HOOWWWWL!