My friend told me a secret!
Oh, I really shouldn’t tell!
’Cause he told me, and only me.
And Jennifer as well.
And Jennifer told Britney,
And then Britney told her mom.
Then Britney’s mom told my mom,
And she told my brother Tom.
Tom might have told his girlfriend
When they took a break from kissin’.
But she’s always wearing headphones,
So I bet she didn’t listen.
But Tom can’t keep a secret—
Not a little, not a bit!
And now his friends in every grade
Are talking about it.
I shouldn’t tell this secret,
Oh I promised I would not.
But by now you prob’ly heard it.
Could you tell me? I forgot!