The Search

My wallet is missing,

It’s nowhere in sight.

Been gone, now, for over an hour.

My keys must have joined it,

They vanished last night

While I was soaped up in the shower.

I can’t find my backpack,

My jacket’s gone too!

My sweater’s nowhere to be found.

I’ve dumped all my drawers out,

I’ve checked through and through,

But I’ve caught not a sight or a sound.

Oh where is my toothbrush?!

I’m too mad to speak!

I think I just might have a fit!

I know I signed up

To play “Stuff-Hide-And-Seek,”

But why did I have to be It?