My wallet is missing,
It’s nowhere in sight.
Been gone, now, for over an hour.
My keys must have joined it,
They vanished last night
While I was soaped up in the shower.
I can’t find my backpack,
My jacket’s gone too!
My sweater’s nowhere to be found.
I’ve dumped all my drawers out,
I’ve checked through and through,
But I’ve caught not a sight or a sound.
Oh where is my toothbrush?!
I’m too mad to speak!
I think I just might have a fit!
I know I signed up
To play “Stuff-Hide-And-Seek,”
But why did I have to be It?