Fail

I tried to chop a tree down,

But I really couldn't hack it.

When friends play tennis quietly,

I make a giant racket.

I tried to make an omelet,

But it just did not pan out.

I'd be a better boxer

If I knew what it's a-bout.

My sewing skills were promising

But never did pull through.

And why I'm not a private eye,

I really have no clue.

I guess I'll just write poems--

It's so simple and so good.

I'll keep the beat and add some rhymes

Just like I know I can.