Oh poop and oh bother,
I've angered my father!
I flung all his files on the floor!
Oh drat and oh brother,
I've maddened my mother
By nailing some cake to the door!
Oh nuts! Oh bananas!
I ticked off my Nanas
By putting their wigs on the poodle.
Oh well, oh whatever,
They really should never
Have called me their “sweet little doodle.”