Oh!

Oh poop and oh bother,

I've angered my father!

I flung all his files on the floor!

Oh drat and oh brother,

I've maddened my mother

By nailing some cake to the door!

Oh nuts! Oh bananas!

I ticked off my Nanas

By putting their wigs on the poodle.

Oh well, oh whatever,

They really should never

Have called me their “sweet little doodle.”