Getting Ready

My shoes are too tight and my hair is too long.

My face is a fright and my jacket's all wrong.

My breath is disgusting, there's mess up my nose.

My toenails are crusting up over my toes!

My kneecaps need cleaning, my pants have a hole.

I've really been meaning to shave that big mole.

I'd better get going—it's quarter to eight!

And ogres hate showing up late for a date!