Sunday, June 20, 2010

Getting Ready

My shoes are too tight and my hair is too long.
My face is a fright and my jacket's all wrong.
My breath is disgusting, there's mess up my nose.
My toenails are crusting up over my toes!
My kneecaps need cleaning, my pants have a hole.
I've really been meaning to shave that big mole.
I'd better get going—it's quarter to eight!
And ogres hate showing up late for a date!

1 comment:

  1. He's dressed just right, and ready to rock. I'd date that manscaped ogre in a heartbeat!