Cram Session

New York cheesecake, Philly cheese steak,

Texas barbecue.

Georgia peach pie, then a French fry,

Spanish omelet, too!

Belgian waffle—far from awful!

Irish soda bread.

Chew Brazil nuts with my mouth shut,

Or Dutch treats instead.

Canadian bacon, then—no fakin!—

German chocolate cake!

As for me, geography

Is one big tummy ache!