There's Gum!

There’s gum beneath the table!

There’s gum beneath my shoe!

There’s gum beneath Aunt Mabel!

Oh, what am I to do?

There’s gum inside my pocket!

Oh, how’d it get in there?

There’s gum in Grandma’s locket!

And some in Grandpa’s hair!

There’s gum behind the kitty,

And in his litter box!

And in my model city,

The gum goes on for blocks!

I wish that I could rest my face—

My cheeks are going numb!

I need to find an empty place

To stick this piece of gum!