Doggie Pants

A pack of little schnauzers

Wearing matching little trousers

Was a-barking and a-walking down the street.

Each doggie in his pants

Did a funny little dance

As he flipped and flopped his fuzzy little feet.

And the people clapped and cheered

As each schnauzer with his beard

Danced around like such a jolly little elf.

Oh, and while they were distracted,

Can you guess just what the cat did?

Well, he knocked down all the vases on the shelf!

And the vases smashed and shattered,

And the pieces crashed and clattered,

And the cat took off—he knew that he’d been bad!

Then the trouser-schnauzer pack

Ran around and circled back,

And they barked and barked ’til everyone went mad!

This story has no lesson,

If you look for one, I’m guessin’

That you’ll try and try until, at last, you fail.

But I hope you still enjoyed it,

’Cause I just could not avoid it!

Oh, it seemed like such a funny little tail!