April Fool!

I’m planning out the perfect pranks

To play for April Fools!

The only day I get away

With breaking all the rules!

I’ve gift-wrapped every piece of fruit.

I’ve shorted every sheet.

I’ve done some things I shouldn’t mention

To the toilet seat.

I’ve hidden grandpa’s dentures

In my brother’s underwear.

My frog’s in Dad’s new briefcase,

I put sour cream . . . somewhere.

I pulled out the elastic from

My grandma’s favorite girdle.

I hope Mom likes her Lemon-milk—

It’s just begun to curdle!

And, just because it’s April Fools,

I crammed the riding mower

With all my week-old bubble-gum—

A garden bubble blower!

I never get in trouble!

It’s my favorite day each year!

What? April Fools was yesterday?!

I’m getting out of here!