Thursday, May 22, 2014

Word Problems

Billy has two apples.
Johnny has two more.
If both of them eat half their apples,
Where’s the dinosaur?

Train A leaves from Baltimore
At ninety miles an hour.
How long ’til Train B
Feels even fresher in the shower?

Susie has ten pudding cups
But only seven spoons.
Watch as all the caterpillars
Build their own cocoons!

If two-fifths of a birthday cake
Is greater than a slice,
Give the wheel a spin and win
A chance to spin it twice!

All my students failed the test.
They’re not as smart as me!
Why, I can even write exams
While watching my TV!

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