Monday, June 15, 2015

Suit Yourself

Are you sick of menswear stores that tell you what to wear?
Where store clerks flip their lids if you mis-fold a pocket square?
Would you like a brand new look that stands out from the pile?
Then come on in to Suit Yourself—where you decide the style!

At Suit Yourself, you mix and match from every size and fashion
To build an outfit up from scratch that’s worthy of your passion.
Come ransack, tumble, toss, and raid our king-sized inventory
And whip up something bold, unique, that helps to tell your story.

You need a new ensemble for the corporate Christmas dance?
This pinstripe jacket would look smashing with those tiger pants!
And what about these leather boots?  They come in Plum or Peach.
Or, if you’re feeling up to it, you might try one of each!

How ’bout this ruffled dress-shirt from a key-lime green tuxedo?
These jeans have got a foil-lined pocket just for your burrito!
Our animal balloon vest really pulls out all the stops,
And, with our bubble-pants, I swear that outfit really pops!

Our Jungle Jacket line is all the rage in things sartorial,
With clean lines, classic tailoring, and prints a bit arboreal.
If you’re a tad conservative, well, we can work with that.
Try on this charcoal-three-piece with the rainbow-pinwheel hat!

Go grab a double-handful from Sock Mountain in the back,
Then close your eyes and randomize and spin the Mystery Rack!
At Suit Yourself, it’s up to you to craft your clothes conjunction.
So come on down and put the “fun” back in “wardrobe malfunction!”

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