The Martians Are Coming!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

A full-scale invasion is near!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Run madly in panic and fear!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Oh, sound the alarms and alerts!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Foil-line all your hats, pants, and shirts!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Their saucers are headed this way!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Prepare the Defender Array!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Beware their green tentacle legs!

The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!

Don't let them implant you with eggs!

What?

OH!

The Marshalls are coming?  The Marshalls are coming?

Our neighbors Diane and Jerome?

The Marshalls are coming!  The Marshalls are coming!

Turn out all the lights--we're not home!