ABC-Mart

Apples, pickles,

Blue popsicles,

Candy-coated ham.

Double-stuffin’

Eggplant muffins

Flattened into jam.

Gobs of dripping

Honey slipping

Into frozen peas.

Juice and cornflakes,

Ketchup cupcakes,

Loaded up with cheese.

Mashed potatoes,

Nuts, tomatoes,

Overturned with glee.

Punch is flowing,

Quickly going,

Running wild and free.

Salad dressing

Tipped and messing

Up the chocolate chips.

Very thickly,

Warm and trickly,

X-tra syrup drips.

You might choose to keep your groceries whole, not torn apart--

Zero chance for that, though, if you crash your shopping cart.