Sunday, July 12, 2009

Read the Chart

Close your left eye, face the chart.
Try to read the smallest part.
Lots of letters, oh so tiny!
And the light is just too shiny!
Blink your eyeballs, squint and strain,
Try to focus, rack your brain!
That might be the number 3.
Maybe that one is a V?
This one looks a little funny,
Like a Q crossed with a bunny.
And the next three you can’t guess—
Just a fuzzy bunch of mess!
Now the deep commanding voice is
Forcing you to make your choices!
Why is it so tricky when you
Order from the drive-thru menu?

1 comment:

  1. There's a picture of you in the thesaurus under "cleverness"!
    First I'm thinking, "How can he have seen my crazy eye exam?"
    Then, of course, "Where was he when I ordered fries?"