The Cool Kids

I want to hang out with the cool kids!

I want them to think that I’m cool!

I want them to think that there’s nobody cooler

Throughout all the halls of our school!

And so I stuffed snow in my t-shirt,

And buckets of ice down my pants.

I left all my socks in the freezer!

Those other kids don’t stand a chance!

I even filled up my new jacket

With all the ice cream I could buy!

The cool kids have got to accept me,

’Cause really, now, how cool am I?