I want to hang out with the cool kids!
I want them to think that I’m cool!
I want them to think that there’s nobody cooler
Throughout all the halls of our school!
And so I stuffed snow in my t-shirt,
And buckets of ice down my pants.
I left all my socks in the freezer!
Those other kids don’t stand a chance!
I even filled up my new jacket
With all the ice cream I could buy!
The cool kids have got to accept me,
’Cause really, now, how cool am I?