The Perfect Match

One shoe black and one shoe white--

That is how I dressed tonight.

I think that I look out of sight

With one shoe black and one shoe white.

One shoe white and one shoe black--

My mother gave me so much flak!

She said "You march yourself right back

And change that other shoe to black!"

Two shoes black by eight o'clock,

I'm sane and stable as a rock.

I sure hope Mom won't be too shocked

By two black shoes and one green sock.