Camping Gear

Getting out my camping gear, 

Looking for my tent. 

Gotta find my fishing rod, 

One that isn’t bent.   

Got my thermal underwear, 

Got my blanket roll. 

Found my iron skillet 

And my campfire cookin’ bowl.   

Here’s my mega-flashlight 

That vanquishes the dark. 

Here’s my book on how to cook up 

Acorns, roots, and bark.   

Found it all so quickly! 

Can’t believe my luck! 

Pick up every bit of it, 

Toss it in my truck.   

Holding my receipt in hand, 

Driving to the mall. 

Man, do I hate camping gear! 

Must return it all!