Saturday, January 15, 2011

Just Peachy

I put a peach upon a shelf.
I left it there all by itself.
Just one round fuzzy little peach
Upon a shelf, way out of reach.
And pretty soon, within a week,
The shelf began to smell and leak.
It dripped down stinky greenish goop
Like moldy guacamole soup.
And mom got mad! She stomped and yelled
Because the whole darn household smelled.
We couldn't sleep, it stank so bad!
I blame it all on Mom and Dad.
For this is what their wisdom brings—
They're always saying "Try new things!"

1 comment:

  1. Of course, anything that "drips down stinky greenish goop" cannot be YOUR fault! Indeed it does all revert back to Mom and Dad's upbringing! (-;