Friday, July 28, 2017

What if?

What if there’s a blizzard? Or seven feet of rain?
What if giant lizard men come down to eat my brain?
What if all my pets escape and run into the woods?
What if pirates come and plunder all our neighborhoods?
What if a tornado comes and whooshes us away?
What if a tomato monster squooshes me today?
What if there’s a nest of mole rats living in my hair?
What if there’s a massive problem in my underwear?
What if I get super powers and a super mission?
What if I get jelly babies stuck in my transmission?
What if our internal organs all swell up and BURST?!

Would we still have this test today?
We would?
Ugh, you’re the worst.

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