Cinderella wanted to be happy evermore;
She called and placed an order at the Magic Helper Store.
They sent a Fairy Godfather to chase away her blues.
He made the girl an offer that she couldn’t quite refuse.
He said, “You’re feeling down, and that’s a problem I can solve.”
He told the princess, “Cindy, dear, you need to de-evolve.”
He raised his magic wand, there were some magic words he said,
Then brought the magic down on top of Cindy’s royal head.
He made her a gorilla with a big old ripe banana,
Then made himself a monkey with a crown-shaped red bandana.
So Cindorilla ran off with her brand-new monkey prince.
They swing and play and groom each other—happy ever since.