Sunday, June 7, 2009

Nicknames

My mommy calls me Tiger, 
And my daddy calls me Sport. 
My uncle calls me Slugger, 
And my aunt just calls me short.   

My neighbor calls me Munchkin, 
And my sis calls me The Brain. 
The mailman says, “Hey Kiddo!” 
To my brother, I’m The Pain.   

My teacher calls me Buster, 
My bus driver calls me Pal. 
My bully calls me Betty, 
But his buddy calls me Al.   

But if you ever meet me, 
Or if I should chance to see ya, 
I hope you’ll use my real name 
Which is . . . I have no idea.

2 comments:

  1. LOL! The danger of too many nicknames! And of course, I love the Paul Simon reference!

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