What a day I've had today!
Not one thing has gone my way!
First I licked the telephone,
Then I dialed my ice cream cone.
Got a tissue for my cheese,
Ate a sandwich--ham and sneeze!
Washed my armpits in the tower,
Tried to climb the Eiffel Shower!
Tripped down stairs and hurt my shows,
Missed my favorite TV nose!
Threw out piles and piles of cash,
Found a wallet full of trash!
Hated dinner, missed my shirt,
Tore a hole in my dessert!
Burned my homemade raisin bed--
I think I'll just go back to bread.