Free Time

My daddy has the TV on,

My mommy’s in the bath.

My brother’s on the phone again,

My sister’s doing math.

My grandpa’s at the grocery store,

My grandma’s playing chess.

My uncle’s in the kitchen,

Cookin’ stew and makin’ mess.

My aunt took all my cousins

For a triple ice-cream cone.

I guess I’ll have to put the dog

In makeup all alone.